Martin being an ass and Benedict saving the day, aw.
I read Martin’s signature as “Mouth Reea”
subtitle: what I wish I told my sister before middle school
you will get your period one day,
and you will not feel like a woman.
you will feel like your body has betrayed
every promise it ever curled around
your little finger. this is normal.
you will get…
people joking about things that you actually really hate about yourself
sherlock says obviously more times than there are episodes of sherlock and i thnk that really says something
What if you jizzed blood?
But only once a month. For a full week. While your balls ached and you felt sick the whole time.
Star Trek Into Darkness - Character Profile - John Harrison